My kids each got a box of mixed chocolates from their Grandad for Christmas, and I was trying to score myself some. How they reacted completely reflect their personalities.

14 year old: "I ate them all already, sorry."
9 year old gave me two
5 year old gave me one

In other news, I may have completely messed up my hair. Don't dye your own hair while in food coma Christmas haze.

Teenagers Make Good Decisions

Kitchen and pantry fully stocked with chicken, lettuce, tomato, cheese, cottage cheese, hummus, bowl spilling over with sweet fruit - all the fixings for a delicious and nutritious lunch.

Me:
"I hope you ate healthily today. What have you eaten?"

Teenager:
"I did. I had cereal and six slices of toast."