Sunday, December 29, 2013

They Do It On Purpose

Fact: 

Children will always remember after 9:30 on a school night that they’re supposed to take: (select one or all) the permission slip you put in a safe location, which currently escapes you/glitter glue/30 cupcakes/their PE uniform that happens to be sitting in the smelly laundry basket right now - to school tomorrow. This is especially true on a Sunday night, after you’ve had a lazy weekend and you’re a few beers/wines/drinks in, celebrating the fact that the kids are in bed.

True story.